Friday, May 8, 2009

end of 2nd yr..


back to business :)

so guys its officially over...the 2nd yr of engineering has finally come to a fitting end....end of all the external and internal exam thingy, end of those elusive lectures, end of night-outs for studying and preparing(balls!!), end of those jobless discussions ..end of 'em alll..

2nd yr actually had the most auspicious of starts...1st day lab mass bunk....everyone audaciously bunked the post-lunch session lab...not an insect attended..due to this appreciative effort, the very next day got the most royal whipping from the H.O.D...aftermath of the "i-am-veer-pratap-singh" attitude :P

and this was the 1st time we had this semester-system...in the 1st yr we had a consolidated exam at the end of the year...but this time it was different..the academic yr was divided into 2 semesters..so we had not one "annual exam" but two of them...
so totally we had to prepare 12 subjects (8 units in each subject) and clear 4 labs ( 10 experiments approx in each) in one year

(loser1: im not superman)

2-1 semester had this whole set of come-get-fuc*ed subjects...over-technical, total bakwaas and really hard to score marks kind...i was successful in scoring my least internal score of 4/20 in STLD emulating my previous worst score of 7/20 in 1st year...

Our thope JNTU exam pattern sucks at the highest level (JNTU is Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University-- the main bulls**t university that puppets around 250-260 colleges in Andhra pradesh)

The external exams are total D-grade...8 questions of which u are supposed to answer 5 {we have this set system...each exam has 4 sets..generally out of the 4 , 1 set is dead easy, one is total middle-class, one is different ( generally the oh-shit this question! reaction) and the last one is "only-lord-can-save-ur-ass" type} each question carries 16 marks..the general dumbass strategy of JNTU is set all random 3rd degree 1 mark bits and objective type questions for 16 marks...the funda is very simple :- magnify one char-aana point hiding somewhere deep in the text book, frame a useless question on that point and give it for 16 marks...thts why they say in jntu if u dont know about a tree, tie a goat to it and start writin about the goat..

Loser2 :
what u ppl can do , we jntu studs can do...
but what we have done....IN UR DREAMS !!!

somehow scrapped through 2-1 sem with a decent enough percentage ( for a few losers like loser3: good percentage is nothing but clearing all subjects without any backlogs)

then entered 2-2..the classes started on dec1st 2008..decemeber was full of high-pitch-wimpin..over-security checking everywhere,peace talks, bombs,chandini chowk to china...everything majorly bombed...

then came january..nothing worth mentioning did i do in january i guess..everythhinng was regular and boring..i guess bird watching during our coll fests (had 3 fests in a row) was what i did properly this month..the happiest part of this month was when 2-1 results got announced !

feb started with internals and this time, surprisingly, did quite well...actually the subjects in 2-2 were quite opposite to that of 2-1..we had environmental studies, managerial economics and 4 other subjects of the same degree of stupidity...and then came in those fests with manny paper presentations and other such events..

march never came and god knows when it went...the best part of this month was that trip to IIT madras for a mechanical fest..although i will not mention the full details here i'll put it short-we had the "WALK" of our lives !! :P

april month, as far as JNTU is concerned, simply means "get ready for large scale thrash"..2nd internals, lab externals, hall tickets, exams preparation etc...all those gloomy gloomy things...finally the exams started on 25th april and somehow came to an end on may 7th..

now its festive time again..this post was just the beginning and also to some extent tarnish JNTU and its means...vacations begin...happy independance everybody !!!

keep waitin for more postings..

P.S. this piece of information needs a special mention..last yr i happened to watch two of the most pathetic movies-love story 2050 and drona(hindi)...slept for a record 45 mins in one and in the other walked out of the theatre 30 mins after the commencement
of the movie...

P.P.S Zoozoo rocksssss

P.P.P.S. i reserve my comments on the identity of loser1, loser2 , loser3 :P :D

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm masth hai beta masth hai ... saala all bcoz of me na ... we used to rite english xam papers wid combined efforts na .. thats y itna acha english chaat liya tu !!.. kool buddy !! keep it up ... bahut ho gaya ab !!!

$rinath said...
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$rinath said...

thanks re saurabh...my friend and paper mate :P :)

Anonymous said...

hahahaa.. nice one bro..
the description abt JNTU ... very very apt.. dont worry .. ur experience with JNTU is not gonna change in the next two yrs also...
well keep up ur spirit and keep rocking in the same way ..enjoy as much as u can ....

PS: u never told me abt ur internal marks :X

poojasanthanam said...

hahahaa.. nice one bro..
the description abt JNTU ... very very apt.. dont worry .. ur experience with JNTU is not gonna change in the next two yrs also...
well keep up ur spirit and keep rocking in the same way ..enjoy as much as u can ....

PS: u never told me abt ur internal marks

Anonymous said...

hehehe... cool re... good1.. especially da jntu sys... got 2 more yrs to go along wid jntu...

and stld me u got 4 ????? u kno wat i got 6 outta 20... :(:( my least til now.. ;)hehehe

Unknown said...

mm...nice one srinath..u very clearly said abt ur jntu schemes and patterns..:P nice...

Anonymous said...

all's well but whuz dis veer pratap singh?!?!?

anirudh said...

hey nice work mayne...really funny...i still remember my lica lab attendance was far lower than yours...and was it bird watchin or "chick" watchin that u were upto??[:P]

srinath said...

To all anonymous comments-please dont forget to mention ur name at the end of ur posting...

pradeeprj said...

nic one dude...
said much about jntu.... wat was ur hod's reaction after dat bunk ..da so caled veer-pratap-singh???

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prad... said...

hmm.......as usual.....once again i need not appreciate ur writing skills[:p]...well by the way.u really got 4 in stld.....impossible dude......[:p]...blog metho sach likha karo,....and i am also surprised dat u have not mentioned about ur ACTIVA , ur victory in the paper presentation thing, ur % in 2-1.......being modest kya???[:p]...well on the whole u had a great academic year[:)]