back again...

hey everybody :)
im the new aamir khan..lol...just 1-2 blogs per semester (and the latest "ghajini" style haircut too !) :P :D lol...actually wanted to update my blog as soon as i came back from the industrial trip but found no time..

The industrial tour by far was the best phase of engineering life for most of my classmates..we had the fun of our lives...we toured places like bangalore ( the only drab place of the whole lot ), allepy, munnar ( heaven), kanyakumari and trivandrum...
10 days+37 students+2 staff members+sexxy hotels+below average food+keka sight seeing+photographs+long bus journeys and train journeys+awesome fun..life max :)

bw the results came out guys..once again (proudly) cleared all subjects with an above average percentage :) [ god knows how ] i mean seriously expected 2 wickets but somehow umpiring was bad !! :D { lame joke, dont get deep into it }

now 3rd yr has officially started guys and a royal "booooo" to the subjects again. this time worse actually..we've entered the core of electronics and instrumentation and they suck big time..already set an olympic world record of max number of yawns in a single class of 50 mins ( forgot the count also)
the faculty sucks w.r.t teaching ( i shouldn't be saying this but the fact remains) ,the subjects are screwed, my bus timings are irregular, shani is revolving around my head, missing my sister etc..all in all reminds of tht song "rape me...." :P (R.I.P kurt cobain)

and finally got some direction atlast in life...decided to crack CAT exam...joined T.I.M.E institute and the classes have started in full swing..and this time the cat exam is going online kathe!! i mean why is it that the pattern changes before my batch writes the exam ??
-->IIT-the year before i wrote JEE the exam went objective type.
-->Btech- well..they've changed the pattern of not the question paper but the answer sheet !!! :D 40 pages booklet with no extra additionals...
and now CAT goes online. kaiko re bai hamesha it happens to my batch only ?? what only...

bw...the saddest news i received was MJ's death.. i officially use this post to specially pay my tributes to him.. i was some level fan of his style and all..i was one of those millions who used to scribble all his songs on the benches, one of those who tried to copy his moonwalk and other complex dance moves,one of those who tried to immitate his "eee-heee" and all that, one of those who always used to open my mouth wide after seeing his videos...one of those whole damn lot :(
miss you, michael (screw those molestation charges against him)

thts it guys..another long long post..gotta go now...catchya later..haffun..peace :)


P.S. : i had the guts to watch "love aaj kal" and "oye" movie 2 times ! :D

end of 2nd yr..

back to business :)

so guys its officially over...the 2nd yr of engineering has finally come to a fitting end....end of all the external and internal exam thingy, end of those elusive lectures, end of night-outs for studying and preparing(balls!!), end of those jobless discussions ..end of 'em alll..

2nd yr actually had the most auspicious of starts...1st day lab mass bunk....everyone audaciously bunked the post-lunch session lab...not an insect attended..due to this appreciative effort, the very next day got the most royal whipping from the H.O.D...aftermath of the "i-am-veer-pratap-singh" attitude :P

and this was the 1st time we had this semester-system...in the 1st yr we had a consolidated exam at the end of the year...but this time it was different..the academic yr was divided into 2 semesters..so we had not one "annual exam" but two of them...
so totally we had to prepare 12 subjects (8 units in each subject) and clear 4 labs ( 10 experiments approx in each) in one year

(loser1: im not superman)

2-1 semester had this whole set of come-get-fuc*ed subjects...over-technical, total bakwaas and really hard to score marks kind...i was successful in scoring my least internal score of 4/20 in STLD emulating my previous worst score of 7/20 in 1st year...

Our thope JNTU exam pattern sucks at the highest level (JNTU is Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University-- the main bulls**t university that puppets around 250-260 colleges in Andhra pradesh)

The external exams are total D-grade...8 questions of which u are supposed to answer 5 {we have this set system...each exam has 4 sets..generally out of the 4 , 1 set is dead easy, one is total middle-class, one is different ( generally the oh-shit this question! reaction) and the last one is "only-lord-can-save-ur-ass" type} each question carries 16 marks..the general dumbass strategy of JNTU is set all random 3rd degree 1 mark bits and objective type questions for 16 marks...the funda is very simple :- magnify one char-aana point hiding somewhere deep in the text book, frame a useless question on that point and give it for 16 marks...thts why they say in jntu if u dont know about a tree, tie a goat to it and start writin about the goat..

Loser2 :
what u ppl can do , we jntu studs can do...
but what we have done....IN UR DREAMS !!!

somehow scrapped through 2-1 sem with a decent enough percentage ( for a few losers like loser3: good percentage is nothing but clearing all subjects without any backlogs)

then entered 2-2..the classes started on dec1st 2008..decemeber was full of high-pitch-wimpin..over-security checking everywhere,peace talks, bombs,chandini chowk to china...everything majorly bombed...

then came january..nothing worth mentioning did i do in january i guess..everythhinng was regular and boring..i guess bird watching during our coll fests (had 3 fests in a row) was what i did properly this month..the happiest part of this month was when 2-1 results got announced !

feb started with internals and this time, surprisingly, did quite well...actually the subjects in 2-2 were quite opposite to that of 2-1..we had environmental studies, managerial economics and 4 other subjects of the same degree of stupidity...and then came in those fests with manny paper presentations and other such events..

march never came and god knows when it went...the best part of this month was that trip to IIT madras for a mechanical fest..although i will not mention the full details here i'll put it short-we had the "WALK" of our lives !! :P

april month, as far as JNTU is concerned, simply means "get ready for large scale thrash"..2nd internals, lab externals, hall tickets, exams preparation etc...all those gloomy gloomy things...finally the exams started on 25th april and somehow came to an end on may 7th..

now its festive time again..this post was just the beginning and also to some extent tarnish JNTU and its means...vacations begin...happy independance everybody !!!

keep waitin for more postings..

P.S. this piece of information needs a special mention..last yr i happened to watch two of the most pathetic movies-love story 2050 and drona(hindi)...slept for a record 45 mins in one and in the other walked out of the theatre 30 mins after the commencement
of the movie...

P.P.S Zoozoo rocksssss

P.P.P.S. i reserve my comments on the identity of loser1, loser2 , loser3 :P :D

more than 2009...

JAI HOOOOOO !!!!!

chaalo after a long time posting bey...

life's going on...new sem , new class , new subjects , new teachers...but then same old friends , same old canteen, same old stars ,same old blog , same old wimping in heaven... nothing's changed !!

sucks !
:P :P

lol

after rockin' the city wid bombs and attacks on taj, terrorists have gone back to sleep and so have we...initially as soon as there was this attack on taj , everyone fwded messages sayin india was united , lets fight terrorism etc etc etc..rallies, smses , news clippings, paper articles , everything !! it was as if overnight they were going to eliminate terrorism...the initial stages of a terror attack i tell u !!! now no one even cares !! :|

and once again once again an indian makes it like real big !!! guess who im talking about ?? of course Mr.Rama Linga Raju !! come on man ... i mean who has the f**kin guts to spoof up 7000 crores ??? this guy is just too cool :P
anyways lord save this poor chap now...

and ya this one does it... THE BIGGEST LOSER ABBREVIATION IS HERE :

C--CHRISTIAN
H--HINDU
I--ISLAM
R--RELIGIONAL
U--UNITY

I mean can u find a more lame and dumb abbreviation than that ?!!???!

bw WISH U ALL A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR ( god its been 2 months already !!! ) hope 2009 brings in loads of happiness and fun :)

2009 started wid sankranti..kites and fingers both got cut( actually kaaatey :D)

then came valentine's day...after sharing all the love in the air , roses have again become a waste of time !

now..the fest season is on again in town guys..all the colleges wid their colorful posters and creative web design are tryin to grab attention of the ones who are awake and the ones least bothered !! :D

By the way oscar awards are here...and what more ?!?!?! apna very own rahman has bagged 2 out of 3..awesome man !! way to go !!! the whole of India is proud of u ...the greatest composer to ever step foot on mother earth..
and also the brit-indian venture slumdog millionaire has bagged a handful at the prestigious awards ceremony...
looks like slumdog has really become the millionaire now !!

lots more to post but got loads of studyin work to do guys..just wanted to post this to keep my bloggie alive...keep checking out for more masaledaaar news...

haffun guys...peace in life :)

holidays 2 + much more...

yippie

grunt ! growl !! screech ! scream !! shout..do whatever..

holidays aa gaye !

finally after those rumours before every exam , going through those hazaar internals , after wimping in internal exams and being sent out for copying( i hate strict invigilators ! ) after preparing micro-xerox / chits and hiding them under socks , collar , underwear etc , after the one-day batting strategy before exams , after those star-showing (*chukkalu*) question papers , after those pre/post exam discussions , after those dramaz at home in front of moms .. after 'em all , we are here !!

finally engineering 1st yr comes to an end . all bindASS and kickASS types !

abhi again the same old raise middle finger , raise hell scenario !
its as if history is repeating itself .. same old exams , same old holidays , same old enjoyment , same old nadal beating same old federer in the same old french open ... i only hope that i dont end up with the same old results ! :p

one scary bit of rumour thats been spreading around this town
the pass percentages in applied physics (AP) and electronics devices and circuits (EDC) are 32 and 17 percent respectivelY ! ( results on june 26th kathe..all da best )

vaise there's this interesting thing that happened to me which i should've posted loong time back .. will update it here

this happened on a special day ... i get a call at round about 12 in the afternoon from a girl . i'll call her xyz ..

xyz : hello , may i speak to srinath ?? *the voice was pretty good*
me : ya speaking
xyz : hey srinath , how are u ??
me : may i know who's speaking ??
xyz : nevermind .. tell me howz life going on , santa ?
me : excuse me !?!?? *little confused as to how she knows my petname*
xyz : dont worry i wont harm u ... how are u ?? howz life going on ?
me : do i know u ??
xyz : u dont know me .. im ur "anonymous admirer"
*as if i've conquered the world feeling.. a girl whom i dont know is my fan*
me : (with a feeling of pride) .. wow i did not know i had anonymous admirers too .. god im so famous !!!
xyz : (giggles a little bit) okk ya ur so famous.
me : (not wanting to talk but helpless) so anyways whoz this ??
xyz : dont bother dude .. so howz ur drumming class going on ?
me : what the ?!!? how do u know that i play the drums ?
xyz : told na re ur very famous bolke .. ur a drummer , writer , dancer vagera vagera vagera ( and reads out half my bio-data )
me : (utterly shocked ) how do u know so much about me ? and who are u
*trying not to be desperate*
xyz : guess !!! but u wont be able to .
me : then whats the point ?? ( finally giving it up )
me : ahhhh god tell me who u are re ... u know so much about me ... how come ? and then i start guessing my sister's frnz names as my sister keeps tellin em all about my accomplisments [:D]
me : ok are u abc ?? 123 ?? dot dot dot ?? peep-peep-peep ???
xyz : no , no , no , NO !!!
me : ahhhhhh !!!! ;)
*she starts laughing badly*
xyz : so howz vnr vjiet ?? how are all ur teachers ? hows ur training for saarang going on ? when are u gonna go there?? ( and starts adding fuel to my desperation and starts giving full-too details )
me : okk dude ... i know im famous and i accept it .. common for people like me to have fans and i have u ..now tell me ur name i'll post u an autograph !!
xyz : ( uncontrollable laughter) chaaaa ... !!! *sarcasm*
me : who is it re ??? please tell me naa re ... u'll make ur idol suffer so much aa ??
xyz : (now tho she's unable to stop laughing) chaaaaaa !!! *sarcasm-2*
xyz : i'll tell u who im ??
me : yes .. yess .. please * never begged my school teachers also so much for marks*
xyz : no re... i'll tell u later .. so what else dude ?? tell me something .
me : (already swept by all this-not knowing what to do ).. *sigh*
xyz : what happened re ?? u wont talk to ur fan also aa ??
me: (not knowin what to do .. wanted to know her badly now !! it was reaching its level) arrey aise dialogues !?! kaiko re ?? whoz this tell na re ... im happy ur happy .. why do u want to screw my happiness meri maa ??]
she : hey i'll tell later bolke i told na re .. why are u suffering ??
me : *raises flag*
xyz : (sees im already dead with desperation) ok i'll tell u who im..

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me : ohhhh screw !!! its u !!!!!!!!!!!!! i'll never forgive u for playing this game !!!!!
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keep checking for updates

after a long time....

RE-INCARNATION

its been 6 long months since i touched my bloggie .. the last post was dated 19th aug 2007 and now its almost march 19th 2007 ..
so this post is some salvation of those dry souls who were thriving desperately for my post [:p]
now basically sorry guys cuz this post took so much time ( a pick-up from my previous posting : like u were waiting !!! ) Went in search of life and happy that i've not returned empty handed {and for those ignorant : i've taken up electronics and instrumentation as my major in VNR Vignan Jyothi...so here is ur "officially" screwed up instrumentation engineer :)}

and yeah forgot to tell u guys , im a MAJOR now !!!! im finally 18 ... got all rights to hang out late in the night , booze , fag , watch adult movies and surf censored sites on the internet and all (*evil grin*)

To the point : mass bunks , hangout at friend's place till late night , chits during exams , trying loads to get key for online exam , gettin ragged and raped miserably by seniors , canteen coffee ,FRIENDS , accidents , trash , presentations , yawning during maths and drawing class , scratching that pass-mark line , classroom smsing , playing with chalk-pieces during lunch break , sexy tiffin boxes with awesome food , sarcasm , loads and loads of FLIRTING [:P] , show-offs , a few cold wars , hours on the phone , sporting that "f**k u , i dont care" attitude , staring @ deepika padhukone's poster , crying for batting in a cricket match , full sight maarfying , feelin jealous of the class topper , movies , dance competitions , rock shows , headbanging , roadies 5.0 ,fests in various colls , officially volunteering , unofficially sleeping ,frech fries @ McD , pocket money ... WHAT NOT ?!?!!?!

- been there , done it all .. IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE IN PARADISE ???

if this is life , im living it max king size !

Stepping stone towards humanity

(foto @ the mother teresa's orphanage mission)

August 15th

Probably the most memorable day in Indian history ...but for me it was something more than memorable ...


I thought it was gonna be very normal day (i mean the same old hangouts and raise hell scenario) until shriya called up and gave me this idea of visiting an orphanage .. sounded pretty interesting and a program with a "cause"... after a lousy and long discussion , me , shriya , srilu and sushma reddy decided 2 head to Mother Teresa's Sisters for the Poor orphanage home@secunderabad ...
v thought v prolly wud distribute a few stuffz among the kids , spend bout 30 mins and come out ...so v took a big bunch of crayon sets , pens , books and old clothes ..

But u wudnt believe what we wer heading 4

Basically v went with a very straight mind set... v never knew what an orphanage mission wud be like..

So the 4 us met @ shankarmuth in the morning (after having collected funds from frnz !!) and left for the mission ..
Now the mission was very happy and peaceful place from outside . v met one of the sisters there and left our belongings and the clothes that v brought ...then v passed thru this small corridor kind of place and entered the inner portion of the
mission where the children were eagerly waitin 4 the sight of human faces

(And that was it !!!!!!!)

as soon as v entered , a bunch of 10 children with extreme glee on their faces (their happiness couldve brought a mountain down) came dashing towards us to just get a feeling that v wer people who've come to meet them ... then came in the whole
crowd ( about 25 students ) with their greasy faces suddenly fantasising into immortal bliss....they reacted as if they had
seen something miraculous as v 4 stood witnessing the pathetic atmosphere in which they were dwelling .The place was very
badly maintained . lack of cleanliness to say the least ... but im sure u wudnt notice that cuz u had a whole group of over
joyous kids waiting for the slightest of grace wich u wud shower .. the roar of content and joy was golden . They wer really glad to see us .

There wer all sorts of people there . a few mentally ill , a few physically constraint , a few in a very bad shape .. the
place had all sorts of students belonging to probably the lowest status u cud think of .. but as soon as they saw us , they
totally forgot about their physical constraints .. they just ran onto us ...

V dinno where to start from and what to start with (the situation was "when happiness meets confusion")..so v decided to play
with them for sometime .. v played the conventional train games , the merry go round etc ...

Then v asked them to sing a song for us .. and my lord .. the excitement was off the hook ...it was as if they were waitin to a get a word out of throat for years .. they sang manny songs and there was no end to it .even the onez who couldnt speak were trying to sing. their spirit , their liveliness
...god jesus knows what it was like

Then v started spending time with them .. like 5 students stood beside me and told me their names , what they liked to do etc. same was the case with the others . srilu , shriya and sushma also had a very touching conversation with the kids .
v learnt from the students that they needed people to take care of them . hardly a handful people visited that orphanage ( imagine on Independance day no one came to see them ) they just needed a sight of the world thru human eyes . they wanted to live the world normal humans wud live . the point was they needed a human hand to guide them . they needed love and support from us .. everyone thrived for support ..their eyes spoke more than their lips .. their pitiable condition moved us .

then v decided to teach them how to draw very basic elements like various fruits , indian flag etc .. all the little artists took the crayons that v bought and started sketching ... it was a sight that wud even melt da vinci ...

Then v entertained the crowd . srilu with her traditional dance , me with my over shaky body and shriya with her stupid and funny actions tried 2 please the already happy and satisfied crowd . their euphoriant faces made us feel proud . then v
distributed the remaining gifts to them and bid farewell to probably what was the best afternoon that i ever spent . their enthusiastic faces suddenly came 2 a crushing sadness as v said goodbye . v never wanted 2 leave the place and they never
wanted us 2 leave ...

But more than all this it was the feeling that left its mark .. i mean look at ur face in the mirror man ..u've gotta posh 200 square feet bedroom , all the latest GenX facilities , liberty to rule ur world and most of all 2 loving parents who wud
sacrifice every single penny on u ... but on the other side of the coin u hv people who dont even hv a mouse hole 2 possess
who dont hv even a proper daily requirement (genx facilites tho door ki baat hai) . i mean u go around with ur frnz and
hangout , enjoy , hv fun and end ur day on a high . but there are people in this world dude who need ur support . Try to help
the needy .. this mite be a small step by a man , but it definitely wud be a great leap for humanity . do whatever u can . even a single cent is enuff if u have the heart to do it ..this mite sound very stupid to u but u dont know what feeling of happiness u get within urself . "Service to mankind is service to God" is a very popular saying . but do u think ur following it ? i ges i made my point . this is a very mild plea to all the people across the 7 continents.Atleast stand up for the ones who need u

"JOIN HANDS IN THIS VERY HUMBLE AND HONEST EFFORT TOWARDS HUMANITY . I HAVE BEGUN MY PART , HAVE U ?"

Holidayzzz

ohkk din getta better title 2 put...just thot wud tell all u guys how me spending my hols .

basically watchin hell number of movies , orkuttin , tv and cricket...

and yeah i joined these "C" classes ... the classes are pretty gud but unable 2 understand....lol...cuz i joined late . the classes commenced from 6th and me along wid sushruth joined on 9th ...so i ges after the backup session it'll be fine .

and yeah now about the movies section...basically saw all the latest releases 1st day (DISCLAMIER : I CAN SENSE\A SHARP BURNING SMELL ...I GES ITS U ..BUT I AINT RESPONSIBLE !!!) a few totally bakwaas and a few gud onez...
the list of all the movies i saw wid my verdict ( DISCLAIMER 2 : totally my opinion ..)


1) SHANKER DADA ZINDABAD : well i ges the title can be renamed as shanker "thatha" zindabad ...straight dust to dust remake of munnabhai ... and a few scenes actually hv been cut from the original movie 2 save money ( i ges the director was sure of
the fact tht he wasnt gonna make enuff money so y waste )
the only difference between this one and munnabhai was the fact tht sanjay gets one straight shot @ his cheek by vidya balan
in the film .. had the herione ( seriously find out what soap she uses 2 take bath re .. she shines as if she uses surf )
slapped chiru then she wudve been gifted with a set of broken teeth on the moviez premiere .. anyways nuttin khaas...wasted money and prolly a better friday afternoon .
and heard sanju baba is in jail ... bhai ..lagey raho !!!!!

2) SIVAJI : The best movie i ever saw ( DISCLAIMER 3 : manny people thought the movie was ohk and not awsum or great )
seriously rajni was the ruler right out of the screws ... watch the movies as manny times as u can and feast ur eyes
haan by the way i got this sms ...
SHANKER DADA TO SIVAJI : naa movie lo nenu unna , srikanth unnadu . prabhudeva , ravi teja , pavan kalyan , devi sriprasad ,
yana gupta , allu arjun special appearance iccharu...mee movie lo em ledhu kaani kuda naa movie flop ayyindhi , mee movie hit ayyindhi
SIVAJI : naana , pandule gumpu gaa osthayi , simham single gaa osthundI !!!!! [:P]

3) CASH : straight to the point : meaningless movie !!! dont spend ur cash on cash cuz u'll repent ..seriously ur house is cozier than the cinema hall 4 a nice afternoon nap ... no meaning , no story , no fun , no nuts !!!! every bit of it is
boring ... ajay devganz was the only performance that cud be rated "average" .. rest all ... uhhh...stay away guys !!
NOTE : me still searching 4 ayesha takia .. if u find her then plzz contact me ...i've gotta seriously discuss about her mental condition ..

4) CHAK DE INDIA : hmmm gud , superb, outstanding ..everything
the movie was really awsum dude...take my words...actually i thot it wud be like that faltoo "lagaan" where the entire 2nd
half was cricket ( as if star sports and espn are showing cricket matches 4 lakhs that it took amir khan 2 show a movie on cricket )
but chak de was awsum ...i thot the movie wud be "suck de india" instead of " chak de india " before the movie started...but mazaa chaka diya !!! shahrukh was
mind blowing really ... movie of sportsmanship ( sports"woman"ship) and spirit ...watch it guys ...

hmmm these are only a few of those movies i watched..the list also contains
Pirates of the carribean
awarapan
fantastic 4

this is wid the movies
now the cricket part
ohkk this is the most interesting part of the day .. 6 "elite" cricketers , 3 stumps , OU and there u have it !!!! real fun
( maybe this kind of fun u dont get even while watchin 20-20 matches)

TV: Star cricketz rockin guys ..contact ur calbe operator - and india is gonna win the series @ england ...isnt that great and surprising ???? and tendulkar bhai , wen are u gonna score a century .. i mean 99 , 94 , 91 , 81 ... just missin it ...

and then u have orkut ... nuttin much required 2 fill here...i ges the 14000 scraps speak a lot !

BY THE WAY ALL THESE ACTIVITIES WID MEGA (and associated) FRNZ
OTHERWISE WID SKOOL FRNZ ..SPENDING TIME AT THEIR PLACE TALKING AND GOSSIPING TIME AWAY ...

dats it guys ..wait 4 the next post .. i'll keep ritin more bout my "summer vacation" in the next edition
NOTE : AFTER READING ALL THIS DONT COME 2 ME ASKING "WHATS UP" ... GOT SICK OF IT . i mean every person comes and asks me " whatsup" .. and usme bhi style ... wz up , whatup ...kathe ... chaaa ....

Vote of thanks

title might remind u of ur yester years in skool wen u had ur dumb principal in front of ur "kaaa-keee-kooo" mike wid his boring lecture on ur farewell

me into CVR - EIE ( as per the 1st counsi)
so i prepared this small "vote of thanx" speech ..

AHEM

1st and foremost of all
i wud like 2 thank my sister of all people ... the only person who took my side even when i had the world against me ( poo i hope ur readin this cuz im sure u've already melted !!!) seriously , in that previous post of mine i mite hv sounded a bit rude...but then this post is the apology letter ! and i luvv u my sweet heart ... pooja santhanam roxxx guys ...accept it...and any prob u hv regarding ur status in any field...hop rite into my house...my sis is ever-ready 2 giv u the right choice ... !!!!!

next i wud like 2 thank myself ... mite sound strange but yeah....

i wud also like 2 thank my stars cuz i feel im really lucky 2 hv got into a gud coll wid an appreciable branch ( and if u dont appreciate the branch , like i care ...$#^&*!)

i wud also take this opportunity 2 thank my dear frnz ...really guys thanx a lot 4 staying wid me and supporting me thru out ( this list mainly contains the likes of sanjeev , shriya , srilu , sushruth and KC - yeah guys my treat is still pending !)
and 2 all the others guys also who hv sent in their wishes viz orkut , e-mail , messenger and replies 2 my blogs (apoorv u can smile da cuz ur the one topping the list... n sorry i cant type the names of each of u ... u know that u've done it ...feeel proud guys ..every one who wished me ... luvvv ya guys )

i wud also take this as a golden chance 2 shut a few mouths ( well ... of course this isnt the most comprehensive way 2 do but its worth tying their tongues up ) all thru my life u guys hv been pointing ur fingers at me .. well thanx 4 doing it and keep doing it guys cuz i find immense pleasure in replyin the hard way !!!!!(evil grin)

and not 2 forget those brainless pickle heads who din find eie in cvr a gud option thus leaving it open 4 me ... it actually is cuz of u guys .... had u taken it then i ges this thanx giving wudnt be possible @ all...

skool mein the principal wishes even the special guests who attend the farewell ... well my guests are the onez readin my blog ...thanx 2 u guys as well

*END OF THANX GIVING ... NOW U CAN HAVE UR REFRESHMENTS AND GO*

life takes a 360 degrees flip

well 4got my dear bloggie completely ( like u wer eagerly waitin 4 a post !)

as long as hols are concerned ....totaly vetty .... AVK 2 the core ... enjoyin like i've never done before....and really i've made manny trust-worthy kool frnz and hangin out with them

but life isnt all about happiness ... is it ????

the title of this blog stands appropriate from sunday 6:30 pm on 8th july , 2007

my sister was surfin the net 2 c the availability of seats in various colleges as per the aieee counsi .... and v saw that all the colls wich came under aieee ranking basis offered me an it orcomputers seat...
then started the discussion

Mom : srinath , all seats of sastra , abc , xyz colls are avaialble da ...and tomo is ur counselling ...i ges u can easily get a seat

Me : yayyyy !!! kool....( and then i was rejoicing more cuz fedex won the 1st set)

Mom : but then srinath ..do u think u need 2 go there and study ?? like ur dad doesnt stay here , ur sister is gonna go 4 her TCS training ....and u go off 2 tanjavur .. i dont like this scattering ....

Me : but y mom ... (and then v open the webpage on sasta's institute ....and also the top 100 engg colls in India .. and saw that sastra was @ the 67th position)

Me : see its in the 67th position and i wanna do computers cuz im interested in it

(my sister wid her witty comments supports me in the beginning)

Mom : no da....y dont u join a local eamcet college in here ?? i mean u din get that bad a rank either ... 12K is like an above avverage rank and u have chances in cvr ...and its a gud college...no a very gud college ....
( gives an example of one of her useless colleague's son )

Me : ( already shattered cuz fedex lost the 2nd set ) amma ....

Then suddenly one of my relatives from chennai calls up and my mom explains the situation

relative : congrats srinath ... wait i'll find out about sastra

(thers a brief gap and then v get a call)

Relative : i found out about sastra...its an excellent college and u can close ur eyes and join there...it is better 2 do what u want in a gud college rather than doin ur B.tech in a local coll

( my sister supports me this time as well)

( my mom is in total silence...she doesnt know what 2 say)

(fedex wins the 3rd set .....)

(then suddenly my dad calls up)

dad : srinath , i ges its better 2 do eamcet .... like u hv kool chances ....

me : lekin dad , i hv cse in a sooper coll ... y shud i lose that ??? i mean there are 100 ppl out ther who say sastra is an awsum coll ...and in the list also it is in the 67th position ... i hardly find a local coll in that list ...

(Mom again starts)

Mom: but srinath ....dunno da...eamcet is far better

( nadal thrashes fedex in the 4th set and it seems as if the biggest upset in the history is on the cards )

( and starts the 5th set ... the most awaited one)

( my only saving grace in this fight was my sister .... )

Mom : ... one of my colleague's daughter came out of sastra after she joined .... cuz it seems its not gud .... and u have only limited options there .... here u hv ful influence of frnz and stuffz ...u can aaram se join off here only ...

( my sister now .... the biggest twist .... she turns the tables )

Sister : but i think joining eamcet is better da . i mean think bout what momz saying also ... i know of manny people who;ve gone 2 other countries 4 further studies after doing their B.tech in a local coll... u hv awsum chances here only !!!

(and she somehow convinces me that she will stand by my side during these 4 years and teach me all the tricks it needs 2 win and etc)

Bottomline
mom: tomo v r not attending the aieee counsellin

(Fedex wins the the wimbledon final 7-6 , 4-6 , 7-6 ,2-6 , 6-2)

now its up 2 u 2 decide as 2 whuz federer ....
finally its like the hawkeye ( my sister ) had the major part in the game !!!!


EAMCET ZINDABAD

Prayer

Devuda..... Ori Manchi Devuda..
nuvvu naaku oka manchi cousin ni icchavu
vaadiki thread ceremony cheyinchavu..alane Bhojnalu kooda peticchavu
kaani aa Bhojnam tho paatu........ Stomach pain icchavu..inka vomittings icchavu , acidity icchav...."LM" kooda icchavu
ala ne mana state lo unna edu kotala mandi ki .....ala ne mana desam lo unna vanda kotala mandi ki....
ala ge ee world lo -?? ( ante naku exactly number thelidu)..antha mandi ki IVVAVU ANNI korukuntunnanu..ante as it is

gaa ee rogale kadu ...verevi ... for Eg headache,throar pain , fever alantivi...nuvvu ivavu naaku thelusu...Bcoz basicaly u

r God , u r a good God.............AH

PS: ee prayer kontha mandi ki kotha gaa anipichachu...kontha mandi ki chatha gaa annipinchachu..kontha mandi ki

"NUVU NAKU NACHAVU" nunchi copy kuda annipinchachu................................
kaani bathroom nunchi baitiki occhaka ..... dheeniki ante manchi prayer naku cheppadam raaaadu.............

Rafa beats fedex on CLAY.....again !!!

Post match analysis of RG : $$ style !!

1stly the ladies section :
totally one-sided , uninteresting and obvious !

the princess of clay took less than 1 hr to really demolish ivanovic ( she beat sharapova in the semis but all that din seem 2 disturb henin ) 4 her strait 3rd Rg title and her 4th ! she won it convincingly and comprehensively 6-2 , 6-1... there was no surpirse....it was all henin-day ! i mean there was nuttin much 2 speak about ivanovic except 4 the fact that she was just a formality in the finals !! so no gud !!!!


Men's final :

It wasnt fedexz day at all ....

i mean i cud never imagine that 60 unforced errors cud come out of his bat . it was also the 1st time when fedex cudnt convert any of those countless break points he got in the 1st serve wich cudve pushed the match 2 a closer and nail-biting finish .

Nadal on the other hand was all over the place....the hot favourite had speed going with him along with fedexz lack of confidence ( never did i see fedex gettin tensed about his game like he did yesterday ) fedex had 2 find mouse-holes 2 put the ball away from nadal ... nadal was runnin and attacking rite from the 1st point...he never gave up any point...ANY POINT ..... he broke fedexz serves manny times and won the match 6-3 , 4-6 , 6-3 , 6-4 .

Both men wer chasing history....the title meant a lot to them
fedex wudve been the only person after Rod laver 2 win all 4 grand slams and only the 3rd in history...the win wudve also taken his grand slim titles to 11 titles ... 2nd only to the all time great pete sampras

nadal had a li'll less to achieve....he became the only person after bjorn borg 2 win 3 strait french open titles....thus nadal proved inevitably that he was the " undisputed KING OF CLAY."

BUT FEDERER IS STILL THE BEST.... HEZ THE GREATEST TENNIS PLAYER ! WAIT 4 WIMBLEDON U ALL ..... !!

Down and out 4 gud

hii everybody out there.....i ges this is gonna b the smallest post i ever posted....cuz me in no position 2 even stand properly

holidays , along wid bad results , hv brought some of the rarest of probs 2 my body ...

headache ... as usual..stays wid me 4ever !
throat pain ( vocals in vain !!)
neck pain ...( dats y dont practice headbanging)
right ear gone nuts (there sumthin blockin my ear.... tremendous pain )
backache
cold
cough
nose watering
eyes watering ( if i strain my eyes like 4 15 minz or more ... ppl think i'm crying but i actually aint)
phlegm wid a li'll bit of blood
sweating
temperature
etc etc etc
r just a few 2 mention !!!

reminds me of that vivek joke " inno 10 minz la saagapora dead body ki ellam ennala vaidhyam kudukamudiyadhu !"
dats it guys ... me out 4 real gud ... dont expect me online !!
take care everybody

year of faltoo exams

Thursday , 24th May ....

a very boring and not so happening afternoon ....*yawns*

ohkk so yeah today just hasnt been that kool as i thought i wud be ...as usual woke up in the mornin and went 4 swimming classes ... ahh well enjoyed cuz it rained last nite and the weather was juss fabs !
then came back and had a loong nap till like 12 afternoon ...one of my frnz called me up 2 tell me sum 1 else's total ... i mean juss screw those people who publicise others' result...but yeah it seems one of my frns crossed 300 in his bits exam ... kool...congrats man ...

ohhk now its my time...dunno yaar this year has been the year of all 3rd degree faltoo papers....seriously prepared hard 4 four years and get the easiest iit paper of the decade (or rather the century) i mean every tom dick and harry rote the exam well and was like " yeah i'm gettin this much , i'm gettin that much !" ....same case with aieee ... paper was 222 damn simple n so every fuzz brain rocked the paper

n then came eamcet ... the most useless and worthless exam on godz green earth.... i mean u get 180 minutes 2 answer 160 cookies and all C grade questions....but the worst part was i flopped ( and flopped king size)... was just able 2 get 97 ( din even cross 100 ...thu thu thu ) n got a bad rank ... 12k and a few chillar....will get in some not so gud coll ( plzz i wanna join a coll whose name atleast my neighbours know....already experienced shit with patricks ... when somebody asked me my collz name , i sed patricks n then they wer like " ahem ...where exactly is it?")

so now that leaves me with BITS

All hopes on bits man ... but the paper is " i cant say" types.....no regular pattern , no key , no uniformity , no nuts.....its all fate !! if ur a lucky bum then congrats , u can rock ... if not then baby its not urs anyway !

hardly a few of my classmates got 300+ ... the expected cut-off as of now is sumwer 'round 280 ... god knows whats gonna happen ... me preppin ok ok ok types.... i like start at 9.30 or sumthin n study 4 n hour and a half .... mostly chat wid my frnz online...all those nocturnal freaks cum online only after 10 pm ..... haan off late 22 much conferencing ( darn dunno what i'm gonna do @ bits with this kind of english!) .. real fun .... a room of about 8-10 monkeys goin crazzzzzyyy !!!! its fun da.... n in that fun sumhow i find time 2 manage bits .... "SUMHOW!"
so heard ki the paper is gettin tuffer day by day and chem is the deciding factor .... maths n english is baayen haath ka khel ... fi6 is pretty gud and chem can burn ur ass kathe ! so hope my paper is kool enuff .... arrey i wanna reserve my berth in one place @least ... like i rote 4 exams ... hope i scrape thru atleast one of them....most of my frnz have done.....now its my time.....
"he who laughs last laughs long !!!!" so beware guys ...i'm cumin ! ( but juss pray ki i dont laugh so bad ki later every one looks back and laughs @ me)


Current status : "Oscillating between destiny , hardwork and luck " ... hardwork...yeah its there.. hope luck and destiny are wid me on 28th may,2007!.....haan pour in ur wishes 2 santa2kool_chatter ( my chat id ) or screw_u_out@yahoo.com ( my e-mail id)
ohkk guys ....thanx a lot 4 sparing time ..... i ges u just worth it....

P.S.
haan by the way yesterday nite i was awake to see this match between ac milan and liverpool ( though i dont watch futbol much but yeah juss 2 kind of show off that i saw the match !) i saw it till the half time and the score was liverpool 0 , milan 1
chked out the paper n came 2 know that milan thrashed liverpool 2-1 and became the champs of europe...ahh well whateva....

4the sake of intro !

Intro : as always not required !

Hi jobless frnz who chk out my blog ..this is $.$rinath ! i guess ur about 2 witness the greatest goddamn freak on the 3rd planet of r solar system .... i've got nothing much 2 say .... i ges u'll figure me it out after u read ever-green blogs ( \m/) which will leave its mark on the sands of time.... ( duhhh)

My Current Occupational status : doing what a normal "indian" govt officer does in office ...sleeping !! but the only difference is that he earns 10000 bucks a month n i dont charge much ..

Okk guys i ges this is more than enuff 4 an intro ....